Frantic Steve Jobs Stays Up All Night Designing Apple Tablet

CUPERTINO, CA—Claiming that he completely forgot about the much-hyped electronic device until the last minute, a frantic Steve Jobs reportedly stayed up all night Tuesday in a desperate effort to design Apple's new tablet computer. “Come on, Steve, just think—think, dammit—you're running out of time,” the exhausted CEO said as he glued nine separate iPhones to the back of a plastic cafeteria tray. “Okay, yeah, this will work. This will definitely work. Just need to write 'tablet' on this little strip of masking tape here and I'm golden. Oh, come on, you piece of shit! Just stick already!” Middle-of-the-night sources reported that Jobs then began work on double-spacing his Keynote presentation and increasing the font size to make it appear longer.

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2 Responses to “Frantic Steve Jobs Stays Up All Night Designing Apple Tablet”

  1. Gravatar of Farrukh Ahmed Farrukh Ahmed
    2. February 2010 at 23:19

    honestly, if it was anything else, it was a waste of time and investment of the company…

    what a stupid device!

  2. Gravatar of adnan adnan
    13. February 2010 at 09:44

    Yes, the mac-freaks have started to upset me as well. I cringe when someone calls the iPad a “revolutionary device”. Sigh.

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